I'm at a college party. 

"OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern) 01/28/2017 at 23:54 • Filed to: None

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AMA.

S65 > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/28/2017 at 23:59

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doggo party

bob and john > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:02

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you are at a college party...and you are posting on oppo and taking pictures of dogs.

dude, put down the phone and go socialize.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:04

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Those 2 young ladies will look better after a few more beers

AntiSpeed > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:06

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Are you a college student?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > S65 01/29/2017 at 00:09

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multiple doggos

garagemonkee > bob and john 01/29/2017 at 00:09

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InFierority Complex > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:10

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How many red cups are currently in the building?

bob and john > garagemonkee 01/29/2017 at 00:14

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get back in the trunk monkee

promoted by the color red > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:21

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How many people got 12 am drunk before midnight?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > InFierority Complex 01/29/2017 at 00:22

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I brought a blue cup so (red cups)-(bluecup)=cups.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > promoted by the color red 01/29/2017 at 00:22

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100%

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AntiSpeed 01/29/2017 at 00:23

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Senior year last semester.

TheHondaBro > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:23

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Blue? You decadent capitalist pig.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > S65 01/29/2017 at 00:25

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There was 2 doggos weighing 210 lbs but my friend went to hockey game and couldn’t bring her dog over so 70 lbs of doggo is 75.1 lbs of doggo.

garagemonkee > bob and john 01/29/2017 at 00:25

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I’m a garage monkey, not a trunk monkey, thank you very much. They don’t call them monkey wrenches for nothing.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Tazio, Count Fouroff 01/29/2017 at 00:25

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One is a my dog and a guy, and one is 40 lbs more then my fiancé.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:26

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One more semester and I’ll be in your position. Also know as fuck-everything-I-don’t-give-a-damn-trying-semster-just-give-me-my-damn-diploma-you-idiots.

AntiSpeed > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:28

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That explains why you’re on your phone taking pictures of dogs.

Enjoy it while you can, in several years you’ll find yourself in a crowded bar with the music so loud you need to yell in your friend’s ear and you’ll think “why the fuck are we here, let’s go someplace quieter where we can chat.”

Shane MacGowan's Teeth > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:29

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Why are you on Oppo right now?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > AntiSpeed 01/29/2017 at 00:29

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I’m engaged so that fiend is my fiancé hahah

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Shane MacGowan's Teeth 01/29/2017 at 00:30

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Because I am a true Vol and am engaged which means all I do is hang out.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/29/2017 at 00:31

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This is my 3rd hardest semester since freshman year. I took the GMAT which doesn’t help but other then that there is a lot of of studying.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > TheHondaBro 01/29/2017 at 00:33

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It’s like a grabber blue. The Vols beat Kentucky so blue is a color for losers.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:35

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I have had it up to here with all the sleepless nights and stupid lab reports and dickhead professors. It doesn’t help that my last 30 internship applications got denied. So either I’m getting a job in engineering when hell freezes over or happily work on cars instead.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > bob and john 01/29/2017 at 00:35

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That was my dog from somewhere around 10 days ago. Also my scene is bars but this is less expensive.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/29/2017 at 00:37

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I know the feeling. I’ve either got the best offer I had or absolutely nothing. Feasts or famin is not fun.

bob and john > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:44

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and? you went there to spend time with people. so put the phone down and go spend time with people. dont be that guy man.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 00:44

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Eh I’m just angry at school. I’m a commuter so the college experience was sparse. Honestly I regret doing this degree at times. If no other career job besides retail comes up, I’ll look towards getting the FAA A&P license.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 01/29/2017 at 00:48

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Yeah the college experience has been great. It gave me my “fill” but I’m engaged and ready to settle down. Granted that’s with someone that also enjoys the college scene so we will see. When you’re in your early 20s enjoy your limits because I’ve heard from a lot of people it goes downhill quick.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > bob and john 01/29/2017 at 00:49

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Well I spent all night with my friends and now it’s mostly basketball members who just beat Kansas State and Cheerleaders who were there.

PyramidHat > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 01:12

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Assuming its the Greyhound that’s yours, then?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > PyramidHat 01/29/2017 at 01:21

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Haha yes. My friends is the Great Dane.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 02:07

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How much weed is going around, and have you tried some yet?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Svart Smart, traded in his Smart 01/29/2017 at 02:13

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I don’t smoke. I’ve smelled some though and it’s not that much different from my grapefruit IPA.

MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 03:47

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If only you knew how much you are squandering one of the greatest times of your life! Seriously put the phone down and go chase some college aged ass!

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow 01/29/2017 at 03:49

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I am engaged to some college aged stuff. Parties are fun because I don’t have to worry about anything but it also sucks not having my fiancé here.

MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 03:53

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Congrats! Mission accomplished.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow 01/29/2017 at 04:04

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Now I’m going to be with 230 lbs of dogs on my bed and I have no clue what I did wrong in life except start to love my friend’s Great Dane and let my Greyhound sleep on me bed.

MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 01/29/2017 at 04:18

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Sorry I can’t help you there. We have a 17lb cat that likes to sleep with us and it drives me nuts.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow 01/29/2017 at 10:41

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Multiply that cat times 13 and it’s a lot of animal on my bed.